What's up with Gerorchtnicht?

Hi, my name is Nali Byrne. I'm a lovable pure bred black lab. I enjoy food and constant attention. My nickname is "Gerorchtnight." I don't know why. My best friend is Bridget. My master is keeping this blog so you must read each update with scrutiny and be suspect of his characterisation of my appetite and behaviors. I am a model dog for all others to aspire to achieve. This blog is for dogs and dog lovers only. With hungry regards, Nali "Gerorchtnicht" Byrne.